Emily - "Hey Love! You look super sexy."
Me - No response. Bend over to focus on the neatness of my handwriting.
Emily - Pressing up against me,"Yeah..that's what I'm talking about."
Me - Fart loudly...die laughing...hit the floor...almost pee my pants.
Emily - "So are you gonna love me up or what?"
What can we conclude from this little exchange?
1. Yes...I am actually THAT hot.
2. Emily has some serious unconditional love for me.
3. Try to get between me and my cocoa, and I will fuck your shit up...or at least blow you away.