Friday, May 16, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
I have always heard people say that when it is the right person you just know, which I honestly thought was some lame line of bullshit to avoid telling you that the person you were dating was a total tool...but no...this is ACTUALLY TRUE. You just know. It's amazing how truly simple it is. I have a hard time finding the words to express how I feel about this fantastic woman who is MY PERSON. She is my person ya know? If I were Jewish, she would be my bashert. If I were Jamila, she'd be my Terrance. If I were Karon, she'd be my Toni. If I were Steve, she'd be my Ferryn. If I were a BLT, she'd totally be my bacon. Shit...if I were Kevin, she'd still be my Bacon!
This beautiful woman makes me laugh harder than I've ever laughed before and more often. She challenges me, pushes me to be a better person, encourages me to love myself, comforts me, holds me, and lets me hold her and never pulls away. She inspires me with her strength, respects me and the decisions that I make, surprises me with her silliness, warms me instantly with her touch, and overwhelms me with the unconditional love she offers me everyday.
Monday, May 12, 2008
My new home. I am a very lucky girl.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Bitch & Animal
Bitch has since moved on and is continuing to "Break This" with her band The Exciting Conclusion (B+TEC=!).
Can I just say that she totally rocked my freakin' world! I had the op to jam out w/ my clam out right in front of the stage man! AWESOME!!!!!! I mean I am pretty positive she was singing to me. Yeah...definitely...she was.
"I want to make-out with you. You are so pretty! Let me tap that ass!"
The lyrics were something like that.
I, of course, was the only person even standing, let alone dancing and worshiping her all up close and personal like. I swear I could lick the sweat from her balls...I mean, if she had balls...and I totally hate balls...ewww...but if she had balls...I'd Tea Bag her. Totally. She seriously rocks my world in a big bad way.
Whaaaat! Is that a fiddle? I think so my friend, I think so.
Yep...she's totally touching me. She grabbed my ass, and I was like, "Whoa! I've got a girlfriend. I mean Bitch...I know I'm hot, but come on." OK, not really. That was me who did the ass grabbing, and she was like, "Whoa! I'm calling security." Whatever.
Then...she TOTALLY SIGNED MY BODY!
In a drunkin' stupor I swore that I was going to get this tattooed on my body. Honestly, I meant to. I didn't wash it off for 3 days, then finally I was like...dude, I'm too tired.
All Hail Ye, Bitch! All Hail Ye!
The Sparkly Queen