The New Kids Peed All Over Me

This morning NKOTB (New Kids On The Block) "rocked" out in NYC on the Today Show. I have never in my life been so completely weirded out and turned on at the same time. It was kind of like a golden shower...nice and warm in theory, but sooooo not OK in reality...and by sooooo not OK I mean it totally made me dry- heave.

Ass Condos

Here are a few general updates:

1. I was supposed to go to Indiana this morning to see my family. I couldn't do it. I wasn't ready. It has been almost a year since I saw them last. In June I will try again.

2. In response to my first interview I was told, "We decided to move in another direction." Another direction? Ummm...yeah. Thanks to everyone who wished me well during this process!

3. My former GBF (Gay Best Friend) fell off the face of the earth and resurfaced yesterday with a second-hand invite for dinner since her original plans (which she turned me down for dinner to do) fell through. Thanks but no thanks. She says she was taking a break...hmmmm...would have been nice to know that. Also, she has requested that I find her when I return from my girlfriends ass. Unfortunately, I've pretty much set up camp in said ass and am in the process of building a condo there. It's a REALLY NICE ASS!

4. I am currently eating my pain in Shipley's Do-Nuts. They are delicious but are making my keyboard very sticky.

5. I have two more interviews this week. Maybe this time I won't show up naked, or at least I'll wear pasties. I'll keep you posted.

My new home. I am a very lucky girl.

Inadvertently

I have an interview today. I hope I don't inadvertently say "Fuck". Actually, know what would be even worse...if I said "Fuck" on purpose...cause that would make me REAL CRAZY.

Finally Leaving the Office

Isn't it amazing how the anticipation of seeing someone can brighten your entire day?!

A Note to Myself

To the workaholic and slacker who reside in me - It's time we start working together ladies, so GET ON BOARD BITCHES!

Love-
The Sparkly Queen